Sleepyland: Entertainment

Interesting shit I found

Tue, 24 Jun 2008 02:23:32 GMT

Gladys on Ellen Show is damn funny

Singapore Toy and Comic Convention 2008

Was watching the Oprah show and they were talking about this lean cuisine brand of healthy frozen food and remember they selling at cold storage. not cheap.

Transformers Live Action Movie Blog

Suddenly remembered about this Bonsai Kitten Hoax last time

Bonsai Kitten

Some cool art

electric sheep open source screen saver

Plans for Beach Road Old Army Camp and Cartoons from 90's

Mon, 05 May 2008 06:13:23 GMT

URA's Development Plans for the Old Army Camp At Beach Road beside Shaw Towers and behind Suntec.

90's Cartoons

Earthquake, Stage6 closing down, FreeBSD 7 and New CF standard

Mon, 03 Mar 2008 10:55:58 GMT

4.42pm 25 Feb 2008 Monday. Another earthquake and its quite strong and lasted quite long.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanmao_(author)

zhi yao ni guo de bi wo hao

saw iPhone on Oscar

New Faster CompactFlash standard based on SATA

Google Search on Nokia

Stage6 is shutting down. Haiz

Where In the World Is Osama Bin Laden? Haha funny movie

Cool Pilot Tricks normally end up bad.

BRing your own computer to Starbucks

New word : schlep

Cool Nokia Concept but Pretty Far Out

Windmill eats itself

28 Feb 2008 : FreeBSD 7 is out

http://www.freebsd.org/releases/7.0R/relnotes.html

03 Mar : http://www.engadget.com/2008/03/02/12-year-old-magneto-man-breaks-every-computer-he-touches/

Gender Mix Up at the Toilet

Wed, 20 Feb 2008 07:43:32 GMT

Boy or Girl Toilet ? :

Lots of Hung Ammo!!!

Thu, 14 Feb 2008 22:22:49 GMT

This is bloody funny :

Another one!!! :

And more!!! :

Talking about Rihanna: 'Shut Up and Drive'

Tue, 13 Nov 2007 01:04:05 GMT

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Rihanna: 'Shut Up and Drive'

MSN Music in Concert presents Rihanna live from Montreal performing "Shut Up and Drive"

Talking about Some police related spaces, and police humor

Mon, 16 Jan 2006 15:15:38 GMT

LOL this lady cop is damn funny. She has lots of funny cop pics too. LOL

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Some police related spaces, and police humor

Not too much has been going on. I have been enjoying the spring like weather and police biking for the last two days. Plus I needed a break from all the "hating" I was getting from the traffic stops. It weird how things work. Like working traffic.....I can go for several weeks and no one gets ugly with me. Then BAM! One day, EVERYONE I pull over has something smart and stupid to say.

The same things run true with crimes. Like burglaries. There won't be any, then suddenly a whole string of them. Or dope busts. We'll search after search...Nothing. Then everyone we LOOK at has dope on them! Odd.

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SOME POLICE RELATED SPACES.

If you like my space you may also like MAD DOG. He is a deputy sheriff. His patrol car got hit the other night. Can you imagine hitting a police car? I know it would really suck, but honestly, we understand accidents happen. Just WATCH you attitude. lol

There is also Allen's space. THE HUB. Allen has a pretty good taser story up, if your up to readING MORE cop stories. Personally, I can't ever get enough!

Another space I like is Whoa! She is married to Officer K. He is in the process of getting a job at another police department. If you don't know what a background investigation is all about, you can find all the information at her space. I don't envy Officer K. I hate all the paperwork involved in getting hired. Its worth it in the end though. Police departments are looking for the best people out there. Good LUck to him.

911 DO YOU HAVE AN EMERGENCY? A dispatcher who is asking for a bit of advice. Perhaps you have the perfect solotion.

And, if you like car racing. You'll want to check out EDDIE, another dispatcher. His space is all things racing with a bit of police dispatching thrown in.

So that is some of my police family on spaces. I'm sure you'll find them interesting and entertaining just as I have. Stop by and say hello.

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POLICE HUMOR

Actual courtroom testamonies. (mspig2u cannot gaurentee these are all true. lol)

Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.

Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

WoW Virtual Snowballs and Jokes

Wed, 21 Dec 2005 10:18:51 GMT

Received this from Degen. He try to send a WMV but hotmail turned it into text.

Q1) Ah Mei's dad has 7 wives. The 5th and 7th are Africans. Guess a
Chinese idiom.

A1) Wu Qi Ma Hei

Q2) There's a party in the forest. Who didn't get to eat the cake!?!

A2) GRASS because Cao Mei Dan Gao

Q3) Ah bao was murdered! However, the police quickly found the killer.
Who was it?

A3) Ah Dou because Dou Sha Bao

Q4) Xiao Bai and Da Bai are bros. As Xiao Bai grows older, he looks more
and more like his bro. Guess a Chinese idiom.
A4) Zhen Xiang Da Bai

Q5) Osama, Bush , Blair and Saddam play mahjong. Who will win first ??

A5) Saddam Hussein because Saddam Hu Xian

Q6) What's the panda's 2 biggest wishes?

A6) i. Get rid of dark eyes ring
ii.Taking colour photo

Q7) Who will pick up the dumpling (ba zhang) on the floor ?

A7) Xiang Long because Xiang Long Shi Ba Zhang

Q8) There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box. The Female pencil
got pregnant!! Which Male pencil is responsible?

A8) The one without the rubber

Q9) Xiao Ming drinks milk to grow up. What does Da Ming drink?

A9) Alcohol because Jiu Yang Da Ming

Q10) Which brand of shampoo is the wealthiest?

A10) "Lux" Super Rich

Q11) What did Batman say when he fell down?

A11) Painful Sia... (Bian fu sia)

World of Warcraft players use virtual snowballs to deal with Gold Farmers

Positions for Free!

Mon, 05 Sep 2005 13:36:01 GMT

This site is so interesting... : http://www.sexualpositionsfree.com/index.html

Gonna change my personal message : I support Wei Lian! I last exercised about 6 months ago. Dark Messiah

Scrotum Self Repair ?

Thu, 18 Aug 2005 08:26:42 GMT

Learn from painful stories ... : Dont Self Repair your Scrotum

Bill Gates Go to Hell Joke.

Wed, 06 Jul 2005 17:57:52 GMT

LOL another Bill Gates go to hell joke but it is good. Esp the solutions the Neowin ppl suggested.

Satan greets him: ''Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever.''

Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions.

Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a Beautiful young blonde with an alluring look on her face, sitting at a table on which there is a bottle of the finest wine. To Bill's delight, he sees a PC in the corner. Without hesitation, Bill says, ''I'll take this option.''

''Fine,'' says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room. Satan locks the room after Bill. As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer.

''That was Bill Gates!'' cried Lucifer. ''Why did you give him the best place of all!''

''That's what everyone thinks,'' snickered Satan. ''The bottle has a hole in it and the girl hasn't...''

''What about the PC?''

''It's got Windows 95!'' laughed Satan. ''And it's missing three keys.''

''Which three?''

''Control, Alt and Delete.''

Neowin ppl say : Bash the girl with the empty bottle... Create Dos all over again

Source : here

Using Entertainment category for jokes.